Only one line, but I remember my music teacher making the mistake of telling us how her father was kicked out of his church choir as a boy for singing the alternative refrain in "The angel Gabriel": Most highly flavoured gravy. –Marin County, California 94949 (1966) That non-rhyming “Joker” line is lyrically weak. Batmobile, lost a wheel, And Commissioner broke his leg. This is fascinating. Batman says "Let's go". At Seaford Nth Primary when I was 5 or 6 in 1980/81 we had exactly the same Batman song: Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away. Also, Bart sings the parody version of “Jingle Bells” in the very first episode of The Simpsons, “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire.” I am amazed that people had the same thing elsewhere! Jingle Bells, Batman smells… In this song, Robin either laid an egg or flew away: those are the only two next lines. jingle bells batman smells robin layed an egg the bat mobile lost a wheel and joker got away hey batman's in the kitchen robin's in the bathroom jokers in the hall peeing on the wall now they clean the wall and go to the mall joker steals a motor cycle and drives it in a mile. Jingle bells, Batman smells,Robin’s flew away;The Batmobile’s lost a wheelAnd landed in the hay. Robin laid an egg. Some of us added a “HEY!” to the end. Wonder Woman lost her bosoms flying TAA. Jingle bells. And here’s the odd thing: we found that the two variations were pretty much evenly divided across the UK. The Dark Knight learns what the children are singing about him this Christmas. Jingle bells Batman smells Robin flew away The batmobile lost a wheel on the M1 motorway! Kojak lost his lollipop On the M1 motorway. Robin says "No, no". Santa Claus Lost his drawers on the M4 Motorway - Hey! Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin Flew away. Batman smells. With Batman remaining a top comic character from the 1960s through the Super Friends-saturated 1970s into the 1980s Tim Burton blockbuster era, “Jingle Bells, Batman Smells… I was in primary school in Victoria. Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And the joker got away! "If you don't wash your socks by gosh they're gonna start to grow" It's no dynamic deal, your bouquet lacks appeal, I can't abide the smell inside your yuletide batmobile". Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away. Jingle bells Batman smells Robin flew away Superman lost his underpants on the M1 motorway! Even different schools in the same city wouldn’t sing the same lyrics. There are several variants to this one sung in 1970's Huddersfield UK. My 8 year old son sings the 'Uncle Billy lost his willy' version. 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