Children : Go over and get another wine cooler. Norbit sees this as his chance to get back together with Kate, until he … : Even though poison is in Norbit, he not die. It is and just let it go! He told me his name was Luther! : I had gas. Rasputia : [the wives and children are going towards him], [Rasputia gets into her car with Norbit and her chest keeps pressing the horn], [a car approaches head-on towards Big Jack's truck], [after seeing Norbit trying to go out, she yells at him]. Mr. Wong Oh pray bitch pray. Norbit I'm gonna die. : So I say to everyone here, and to Norbit, I wish you much happiness, and peace, and love, and lots of bananas for you and your new gorilla. : Norbit was the first of three movies director Brian Robbins worked on with Eddie Murphy. [pours acid on potato and potato dissolves]. Mr. Wong Kate bitch! [Big Jack confronts Norbit at the wedding]. So, I start to think. Rasputia Rasputia cool off, before I have to bust somebody ass in here okay. I'm gonna die up in here. Oh! : [after swearing in church]  [Rasputia, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church]  Rasputia! [Rasputia let's go of Norbit; Norbit is yelling, sending him down a hill in the woods]. Something Russian? : Deion Hughes : Blue Lester "Rasta" Speight. : Rasputia [singing along with the radio]  Big Jack Terry Crews. Norbit! I'm just saying... Rasputia Norbit Wait Rasputia what are you doin? Norbit (2007) Eddie Murphy as Norbit, Rasputia, Mr. Wong. Looks like the acid we used down at the quarry. : Rasputia [Now self again]  : : Norbit! I joke, I joke, I joke. Rasputia how YOU doin? : Clifton Powell. Mr. Wong Norbit Look's like the wedding's off, bro. Rasputia : Rasputia Look, just so we clear: If you ever hurt my sister in any way, make her cry, even make her sad one time, I'm coming at you with razor blades and lemon juice. Rasputia Norbit Teen Attendant : Rasputia Yeah, I thought you'd feel that way about it, Kate. : Great. Company Credits Norbit Together the winning duo went on to make Meet Dave and A Thousand Words. : Norbit is a 2007 American romantic comedy film, directed by Brian Robbins. : Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. : ", Mr. Wong Norbit Khamani Griffin Norbit Age 5. : How YOU doin'? Where the hell you going? Big Jack Rasputia : Rasputia [choking]  Big Jack Acolo, Norbit si-a intalnit sufletul pereche, adorabila Kate (Thandie Newton). Rasputia : [laughs when Kate doesn't believe Norbit's story on Deion, a corrupt goldigger/cheater] Well, well, Norbit… [after a pause]  : : : Rasputia I only kidding. Norbit : Now go get me something to drink. Why you wanna make fight at wedding? : : Mr. Wong ...That's kinda racist. : It stars Eddie Murphy and Thandie Newton. : Shut up! See, listen! None of your G.D. beeswax, Rasputia! No! : You dead, goldigger! : That's why I know Norbit, deep down inside, you very, very strong. When Norbit just little boy, he like to always run allover the place naked. Norbit - Kate Met Rasputia- Funny Scene (HD) (Comedy) (Movie) Norbit : Thank you. : : Strong like warrior. Mr. Wong Lord Have Mercy Earl Clifton Powell. : Subsequently, question is, how many characters did Eddie Murphy play in Norbit? : I weigh 165! Daddy! Norbit Kate Thomas . Well you know i dont know if Kates going to be there. I say "hell to the no. Thandie Newton. Yeah! I've been looking everywhere for you. Norbit Wong (Eddie Murphy) la restaurantul si orfelinatul Golden Wonton. : : God damm it, Norbit, how many times I got to tell you when you drive my car, don't adjust my seat? I ain't with no... Oh. three roles . Kate Thomas Ex-Wife #1 We have a 300 lb weight limit. Norbit Albert Rice: Rasputia, you cheated on me! But black and Jew love Chinese food. - Rasputia Rasputia Latimore is the main antagonist of Norbit. Norbit's childhood love, Kate Thomas arrives back in town to buy the orphanage. No No! No, you moved it! Ex-Wife #1 Norbit is a highly intelligent, ingenue (formerly), crafty, shy, naive, goodhearted, altruistic, and lovable man who is always nice and caring to others, unlike his former wife Rasputia. Twins! : Fliyd? What? Rasputia [a car approaches head-on towards Big Jack's truck]  I'm out! : That ain't right! : : [Rasputia gets into her car with Norbit and her chest keeps pressing the horn]  There's your child. Kate... Kate, I love you. It looks like it's back as far as it goes, Rasputia. Rasputia Norbit-t-t-t! : : It's hot as hell out here. [whimpers]  [Rasputia screams and grabs Norbit's neck]. I object! Rasputia : But problem run faster. : Mr. Wong WHALE HO! Antoine? : Rasputia Norbit is a normal person, who after being adopted by Mr. Wong, ends up being married to the very large, Rasputia. With child? That's not science. Don't like Jew either. Even... Mr. Wong : [Gasps and looks appalled]  Where the hell you goin', Norbit? And a ho! : Rasputia Latimore is the main antagonist ofNorbit. Wait! And that's why I took the liberty of inviting some of Deion's ex-wives down so maybe they can tell you for themselves. Rasputia Rasputia, you can't drink wine. Cast & Crew. Norbit [stomps]  Attendant Always naked. [Doing the wedding toast]  Then why's it up so damn far? Then who was eating the turkey ass? Norbit Damn! : Wong . [resumes the ceremony]  Rasputia Latimore is the main and true antagonist of Norbit. Rasputia I still got it. I hear it. : : Rasputia: Look, I told your ass ain't nothin' happened. : Car. And the next time you say it happen again, I'm gonna knock your teeth out your mouth! : Norbit Age 5 Austin Reid Norbit Age 9 Lindsey Sims-Lewis Rasputa Age 10 China Anderson Kate Age 5 Kristen Schaal Event Organizer Rob Huebel Excited Man on TV Michael Vossler Bullies Travis Vossler Bullies Mason Knight Boy at Schoolyard Jonathan Robinson Norbit Age 17 Yves Lola St. Vil Rasputia Age 17 Richard Gant Preacher Susan Beaubian Shop Owner John Gatins LADIES! Mr. Wong Ex-Wife #2 Uh huh, that scientifically proves that you adjusted my seat! [laughs when Kate doesn't believe Norbit's story on Deion, a corrupt goldigger/cheater]  Kate Thomas Church! You can't even ride a bike! Rasputia : Find movie and film cast and crew information for Norbit (2007) - Brian Robbins on AllMovie ... Norbit/Rasputia/Mr. Norbit, what are you doing? Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... Norbit : | : I go to check the boy pulse. : How *you* doin? Norbit Norbit : : | i dont really remember her name. Marlon Wayans Buster Move. [frustrated]  "Numele meu este Norbit Albert Rice si am fost orfan..." Asa incepe povestea lui Norbit (Eddie Murphy), care a fost crescut de Dl. Big Jack Norbit : : The only vaguely good part here is Kat Williams and Eddie Griffin who do have some actually funny parts, and then Rasputia comes and songs Don’t Ya Wish Your Girlfriend was Hot Like Me and abuse her husband. : Don't you wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me? No! It was released on February 9, 2007. 1 Biography 1.1 Beginnings 1.2 InNorbit 2 Personality 3 Trivia 4 Gallery Rasputia was born in 1967. Yes, yes, yes. Why you not know joke when you hear joke? Rasputia : Big Jack Latimore . Norbit! Rasputia Rasputia’s catch phrase that shows up for the first time halfway through the movie and is then said repeatedly 4 times every scene is some great writing. Right in the blowhole! : [Rasputia, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church], [the Latimore brothers sit and Wong continues the story], [Covertly points at Rasputia, as crowd laughs again]. Why the hell not? He is Kate Thomas ' husband. Rasputia Hell to the no! : [the Latimore brothers sit and Wong continues the story]  Norbit Mr. Wong Michael Colyar Morris the Barber. [cheers]  Floyd the Dog Produced by Davis Entertainment and Tollin / Robbins Productions, the film also stars Terry Crews, Lester "Rasta" Speight, Clifton Powell, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Eddie Griffin, and Katt Williams. I was just going to Raging Waters. : Characters in Norbit. I love you, Kate. : It's over! Pope Sweet Jesus [lifts up her roll of belly fat covering her bathing suit bottom]. Norbit Y'all got me confused with my gay twin brother, Antoine Luther. I don't give a damn 'bout no car. Big Jack : Alexis Rhee Mrs. Ling Ling Wong. I'm ready to die! : He is still alive. Remember, black people run very fast. 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